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Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.

What did the grape say when it was getting crushed?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What do you call a dog that's been trained to fetch red wine?

A Bordeaux collie.

What do you call a wine hangover?

The grape depression.

I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.